i’m staring off into space not at you
I have pink hair its pretti cool also my friends call me america
NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.
NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE. LIVE.
URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>
NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE.
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT.
PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA
NO “MATTER”. EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.
THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.
TIME DOES NOT EXIST.
I feel like something really important just happened
The last one sounds like something from night vale
The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]
Whoa, it works:
THIS IS REVOLUTIONARY
I recently hit a follower count milestone and because of this, I decided it was high time for me to host the giveaway I had been planning! I hope you all enjoy~
What You Will Win:
- Your choice between one of two printed hoodies from Sheinside.
- Your choice of two eyeliner pencils from Cosmetic Love.
- One Package of Tonymoly Aquaporin Eye Gel
- One Pink “Lame” Hoodie from Sheinside
- One Pair of Princess Mimi Sesame Grey Circle Lenses
- Your Choice of One Uniqso Wig [Under $40]
- One Banila Co “It Radiant” CC Cream
- Your Choice of Two Etude House “Dear Darling” Lip Tints
- One Etude House “Surprise Stick” Concealer Kit
- One Black and White Short-Sleeved Dress from Sheinside
- One Deposit of 200 USD to your Paypal as a Donation from Me
- You MUST be following me. If you unfollow afterwards, you will not be allowed to participate in any of my future giveaways.
- You must reblog this post and leave the text intact, otherwise your entries will be invalid.
- Reblogging this (linked) post will count as another ten entries.
- You may reblog this post as many times as you want.
- If you join Sheinside or Uniqso through my links and show me proof, I will give you 5 additional entries into the giveaway.
- If the winner is unable to accept the Paypal donation, I will re-randomize the results and pick a new winner. They will receive the money instead but the cosmetics and other prizes will still go to the original winner.
- The giveaway winner(s) will be chosen via Random.org on September 10th, 2014 at 5:30 pm EST. If I recieve no response within 24 hours, a new winner shall be chosen.